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Saturday, February 12, 2005; 3:44 PM

Salam. Hari ini tidak banyak yang telah aku lakukan. Selesai solat jumaat, aku ke teluk chempedak - makan mcdonalds. Pukul 6 petang, aku ke starbucks dan malamnya aku mengadap televisyen. Memang bosan - bebudak semua pergi bercuti.

Tidak sabar rasanya untuk menunggu tibanya hari esok. Perlawanan penentuan antara Pahang menentang perlis akan berlangsung di Stadium Darul Makmur. Semoga Pahang berjaya mencatatkan kemenangan. Amuk Tok Gajah Amuk!

Aku ingin berkongsi cerita kelakar di bawah dengan para pembaca sekalian. Enjoy!


Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tita-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari bossnya....: Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again. (Maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi) Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Kata pemandu tersebut: Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, he is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste. (Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa) Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya: Boss : Why didn't you come to work? Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind. (Maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)

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I am Taufiq , was born in Terengganu....Live in Kuantan, Pahang,talk nonsense things all over the places when i have the chance! I love meeting new people (not that the people I already know bore me, don't take it the wrong way) and talking shit to them, going to mamak, watching films, and all the other things you would expect. And some others. But I'm not telling you about them. Just yet. Oh yeah, and I spend too much of my disposable income buying too many people too many drinks (myself included). I like load of stuff. A list of my favourites is: Actress: Reese Witherspoon, Food: McDonalds,Pizza Hut, Burger King Drink: Coca Cola,Mango Citrus + Raspeberry Tea Frappucino Footbal teams: Manchester United and Pahang. Rugby team: England (it used to be New Zealand), Chocolate: Mars bar, Places: Kuantan,Lipis, London, Football players: Jesper Blomqvist, Nicky Butt, Cristiano Ronaldo Rugby player: Jonny Wilkinson, Golfer: Tiger Woods, TV presenters: Nor Azalina Awang Had, Politicians: Tun Dr Mahahthir, My Father.In short again, I'm Taufiq or Pokko or YB, and I've got nothing else to say.

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